In December, Santa Claus is coming to town. In July, Dick Cheney is coming to town. How apt. He is kind of the anti-Santa, if you think about it.
To help locals prepare for this visit, Creepy Veep has been established, bringing you information about the anti-Cheney protests to come in Utica.
In two days from now (Friday) at 2:30, there will be a community speak out at Libery Bell Corner Park, where Genessee and LaFayette streets meet in Utica. Then, at 4:00, there will be a Rally for Liberty, to, as the Creepy Veep people put it, "Stop the spying, stop the lying, stop the dying."
At 6:00 PM, there will be a pro-peace potluck, for a voluntary $2 per plate, at St. Francis Catholic Church, followed by a 7:30 PM peace walk.
The Republicans are trying to portray the anti-Cheney protest organizers as a bunch of radicals. That's an interesting electoral strategy, calling the Utica Catholic Church a radical organization, demanding radical things like, you know... PEACE.
Thanks for the effort, Creepy Veep