Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Cheney to Salute Ray Meier or Shoot Him?

Sure, the official invitations for the event say that Vice President Dick Cheney will be holding a reception "Honoring" Republican congressional candidate Ray Meier, but when Dick Cheney shows up, anything can happen.

If the Vice President can mistake a lawyer for a quail, then he could certainly mistake Ray Meier for a turkey. For Dick Cheney, happiness is a warm gun, so I thought I'd issue the following alternative invitation, just in case.

ray meier dick cheney invitation

Note: This is not an invitation to shoot Ray Meier. Murder = Bad. Instead, think of it as an invitation to come and watch the literally explosive things that tend to happen when Dick "Bang Bang" Cheney is around.

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